Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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