Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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