i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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