i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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