whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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