great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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