Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Congratulations! We have a period
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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