I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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