Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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