No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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