I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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