Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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