I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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