One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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