K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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