i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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