Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Never joke about your clitoris.
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