She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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