I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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