I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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