420 ftw
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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