found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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