I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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