But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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