me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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