are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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