so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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