I didn't shave. On purpose
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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