My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I enjoy the company of your penis
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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