but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Cover your peen. We're going out.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
