No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
So much rum. So many feels.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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