Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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