Buhtt sex?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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