If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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