Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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