She announced her abortion via fbk
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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