was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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