just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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