i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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