Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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