it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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