Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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