What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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