she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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