I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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