i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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