would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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