So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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