You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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