Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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