Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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