Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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