i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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