worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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