I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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