Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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